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Good Saturday, MyBloggerstown:
We all find ourselves from time to time sitting idly waiting for this that or the other. Here are some activities that will help you pass the time while waiting at yer doctor's office so that you are not bored to tears.
1). Peruse old magazines from 1980 for interesting looking recipes to swipe. Cough loudly to cover up ripping paper sound.
2). Make up inventive yet unflattering names for the doctor and his staff (i.e. "Dr. Tightass", "Nurse Rachet" "Lab Tech Specimenbottle"etc.)
3). Take note of the triangular shaped wall clock with a "Viagra" logo and muse how it would be an interesting conversation piece for yer own living room.
4). Wonder if you can get away with swiping the rubber gloves, cotton balls, Q-tips, and tongue depressors without them noticing.
5). Fiddle with the ear/nose thing, the eye thing and the blood pressure cuff.
6). Be tempted to hop on the little stool with wheels and race 'round the room.
7) Glance at the anatomical charts on the wall depicting male and female genito-urinary systems. Note the size of the wiener on the male and think "Dang...I'll bet he's popular."
8). Yearn for a model skeleton so that you can prop it up on the exam table then hide so when the doctor finally arrives....voila
9). Locate suggestion box and place within a note requesting that they stock hospital gowns in some other size besides "extra petite".
10). Think of snarky comebacks for the nurse and/or receptionist who is 25 years younger than you and insists on calling you "honey".
Hopefully, you can while away the agonizing hours until the doctor is done talking to the pharmacutical reps and the show finally gets on the road.
reguards
yer I'm gonna bill him for MY time pal
bugg
