Turns out that Sugar and Spice are actually dark mink brown, so they are now called COCOA and CHOCCIE.
We don't own no guns here. We are proud of that. My daDDy iz an old Army Ranger and he can take care of them crooks wifout shootin them. Peeple who rushed out to buy them guns are cowards. The should go stand in the corner.
My daDDy sez: There is nothing in the 2nd Amendment about ammo. Regulate ammo, and tax the crap out of it.
Blame it all on guys named Jefferson, Adams and Franklin, who screwed up when they used the wrong words in the Constitution. Guns are as American as used car lots, sitcoms on TV and red-eye gravy. They will never be regulated because the gun lobby buys elections for Congress. It is our system now.
Good luck!
My daDDy makes stew. He puts flat beer in it insted of water. Tasty!
Rinpoche hisses at them. Rosie she ignores them. Satchel sleeps all day so he don't care.