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Lost in P. C. Land Yet Again
Lost in P. C. Land Yet Again
Okay, now it has been handed down from the great politcal correctness gods that we can longer say the word "secretary." Can you believe it? It’s a bad word. SECRETARY! I was listening to the radio on my drive to work last week, and I heard a commercial for a local florist that said, "Remember! This is National Professional Assistant’s Week. So surprise your professional assistant with a special gift from Politically Correct Florists, located on the corner of Perpetual Victim Avenue and Thin-Skinned Boulevard."
Oh, greatI remember thinking as I drove down the road,
Another freaking Hallmark Holiday!
And then it hit me – what the hell is a professional assistant?
When I got to work I asked my secretary. "What’s a professional assistant?" I asked her.
Alicia laughed and said, "That’s me!"
"Huh?"
"That’s me!" she repeated with her winning smile, "I’m your professional assistant!"
"No, you’re not!" I corrected her. "You’re my secretary!"
She laughed again and said that the new, politically correct label for her job was "professional assistant."
You’re kidding!
Does a professional assistant have different duties than a secretary? No.
Does a professional assistant get better pay than a secretary? No.
WTF????
I must be getting old. I really just don’t get it.
I asked Alicia if she minded be called a secretary. She shook her head.
I asked her if she knew of anybody who was a secretary who minded the term. Again, she shook her head.
So, why the change? She shrugged and said that she didn’t know.
Does ANYBODY out there know? Is "secretary" a derogatory term? In the future, are we going to refer to it in polite company as "The S-word?" Is it going to turn into a curse –""Why, you lousy, no-good, son of a…a…a SECRETARY!!!!
Are we going to change the titles of the men and women who hold executive cabinet posts? I’d have a hard time with that. I mean, The Professional Assistant of the Interior just doesn’t have a nice ring to it, you know?
Are we going to change the race horse’s name to "Professional Assistant–iat?"
How come my secretary gets to be a professional assistant, and I’m not even a professional?
There’s got to be people out there with WAY TOO MUCH time on their hands who sit back and come up with new ways to make victims where there never were any before.
Help me out here.
Are you a secretary? Do you know any secretaries? If so, are you or they offended by the term?
Some might say that the term connotes a feminine job, therefore it is a sexist term…I guess. Well, what about the term "nurse" then? Is that sexist? (And, by the way, I know men who are secretaries and men who are nurses also.) And, if that’s the case, we should also get rid of gender-exclusive terms like midwife, wife, girl, woman, mother, grandmother and aunt.
And what about women’s names? They are definitely different than men’s names, and they conjour up thoughts of feminine people...so they MUST be derogatory! For example, I’ve never met a male named Jennifer, or Lisa, or Sally. I suppose if parents are to be politically correct they should name their offspring only non-gender-specific names like Robin, Casey and Leslie.
I am amazed at the different ways that we can be offended by things these days!
You know, if we could channel all of the energy that is expended finding ways to feel sorry for ourselves into other, actually PRODUCTIVE activities, we could solve world hunger and bring about international harmony.
What especially irks me about things like this is that I get the sneaking the suspicion that most of this garbage is brought about simply as way of selling more chocolates and flowers.
posted on Apr 29, 2008 6:28 PM ()
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