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Life & Events > Lost in P. C. Land Yet Again
 

Lost in P. C. Land Yet Again


Okay, now it has been handed down from the great politcal correctness gods that we can longer say the word "secretary." Can you believe it? It’s a bad word. SECRETARY! I was listening to the radio on my drive to work last week, and I heard a commercial for a local florist that said, "Remember! This is National Professional Assistant’s Week. So surprise your professional assistant with a special gift from Politically Correct Florists, located on the corner of Perpetual Victim Avenue and Thin-Skinned Boulevard."
Oh, greatI remember thinking as I drove down the road,
Another freaking Hallmark Holiday!
And then it hit me – what the hell is a professional assistant?
When I got to work I asked my secretary. "What’s a professional assistant?" I asked her.
Alicia laughed and said, "That’s me!"
"Huh?"
"That’s me!" she repeated with her winning smile, "I’m your professional assistant!"
"No, you’re not!" I corrected her. "You’re my secretary!"
She laughed again and said that the new, politically correct label for her job was "professional assistant."
You’re kidding!
Does a professional assistant have different duties than a secretary? No.
Does a professional assistant get better pay than a secretary? No.

WTF????


I must be getting old. I really just don’t get it.
I asked Alicia if she minded be called a secretary. She shook her head.
I asked her if she knew of anybody who was a secretary who minded the term. Again, she shook her head.
So, why the change? She shrugged and said that she didn’t know.
Does ANYBODY out there know? Is "secretary" a derogatory term? In the future, are we going to refer to it in polite company as "The S-word?" Is it going to turn into a curse –""Why, you lousy, no-good, son of a…a…a SECRETARY!!!!
Are we going to change the titles of the men and women who hold executive cabinet posts? I’d have a hard time with that. I mean, The Professional Assistant of the Interior just doesn’t have a nice ring to it, you know?
Are we going to change the race horse’s name to "Professional Assistant–iat?"
How come my secretary gets to be a professional assistant, and I’m not even a professional?
There’s got to be people out there with WAY TOO MUCH time on their hands who sit back and come up with new ways to make victims where there never were any before.
Help me out here.
Are you a secretary? Do you know any secretaries? If so, are you or they offended by the term?
Some might say that the term connotes a feminine job, therefore it is a sexist term…I guess. Well, what about the term "nurse" then? Is that sexist? (And, by the way, I know men who are secretaries and men who are nurses also.) And, if that’s the case, we should also get rid of gender-exclusive terms like midwife, wife, girl, woman, mother, grandmother and aunt.
And what about women’s names? They are definitely different than men’s names, and they conjour up thoughts of feminine people...so they MUST be derogatory! For example, I’ve never met a male named Jennifer, or Lisa, or Sally. I suppose if parents are to be politically correct they should name their offspring only non-gender-specific names like Robin, Casey and Leslie.
I am amazed at the different ways that we can be offended by things these days!
You know, if we could channel all of the energy that is expended finding ways to feel sorry for ourselves into other, actually PRODUCTIVE activities, we could solve world hunger and bring about international harmony.
What especially irks me about things like this is that I get the sneaking the suspicion that most of this garbage is brought about simply as way of selling more chocolates and flowers.



posted on Apr 29, 2008 6:28 PM ()

Comments:

As soon as my secretary brings back my coffee from Starbucks, I'll comment more about the role they play. kiddin!!
comment by jerms on May 10, 2008 8:54 AM ()
Well, I guess as an R.N. I'm a professional medical caregiver. Guess what! The shot still hurts!!
comment by mzscarlett on May 3, 2008 1:08 PM ()
Political correctness will be the death of us all. BTW, please don't EVER refer to me as a "trucker", I'm a "transportation engineer!"
comment by justmyopinion on May 1, 2008 3:13 PM ()
Oh, you're too funny! Yes, I agree some PC crap gets a little over the top. For example, a housewife is now a Domestic Engineer. I was also told that some people are offended by the word "brainstorm", because it hurts the feelings of those with brain issues, I suppose. Now the PC term is "thought shower"... so just for kicks, I sometimes organize "thought shower" meetings at work. So silly... What is even more interesting is someone at work thought the term "thought shower" was so funny that she used it at a conference workshop, and by the end of the day, everyone in the room was using the word "thought shower"... I don't know if it was because they learned it was the PC thing to say, or if they just thought it was as stupid as I do.
comment by mellowdee on May 1, 2008 8:24 AM ()
Ah, yes. Even school secretaries are secretaries no more. They are now "Office Managers." It was really hard to find a card that said, Happy Office Manager's Day" a bit back. Maybe they have them now! I don't think that secretary really has a female connotation, does it? Well, maybe it does...
comment by sunlight on Apr 30, 2008 9:41 PM ()
I don't care what they call me, as long as they pay me..
comment by elfie33 on Apr 30, 2008 10:10 AM ()
I think Kristilyn is on to something...the new terminology is necessitated not so much by political correctness but by all the office technology that has morphed what was "just a secretary" doing strictly clerical stuff into a more broadly talented and technologically adept assistant with a more "professional" skill set.
comment by looserobes on Apr 30, 2008 7:14 AM ()
I have longed for an alternative to my label of "Graphic Designer." Here are a few of my ideas...

Art Hack
Persuasive Advertising Schemer
Two-Dimensional Paper Wizard
Conceptual Sales Engineer
Propaganda Manipulator
comment by jondude on Apr 30, 2008 6:07 AM ()
I've been looking in antique shops for a small secretary desk. The search has been going on for almost two years. I can't find one. Maybe I shouldn't ask the shop owners to see their 'secretary' desks. I will try asking for their 'professional assistant desks.' Hmmm. Couldn't hurt!

Isn't political correctness (particularly in speech and writing) awful? It all is the fault of the 'self esteem' crowd who preach the gospel that if you change the name of something it will make its impact easier to take.
comment by jondude on Apr 30, 2008 5:22 AM ()
my official job title is domestic goddess.
comment by elkhound on Apr 30, 2008 4:55 AM ()
my cousin works for the gub'ment and when she began her career some (mumble mumble) years ago, she was a secretary. Now, she still does pretty much the same job as she did then but she's called an "executive assistant". aye,aye,aye, as Ricky Ricardo would say.

reguards
yer the Bugg Administration still needs a "Professional Assistant" of Defense pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Apr 30, 2008 1:17 AM ()
Ask Panthurdreams (Dale)--he has a blog today about how he loves being a secretary and the benefits it brought him today!!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM ()
I don't think it's an offensive thing really, I think it's more along the lines of what the job entails. I am an admin assistant. Aka professional assistant. aka secretary of sorts. I also think the title Secretary is outdated. Sorry.

When I think of secretary though I think of someone who is only there to assist with mailings, phones, and personal assistant type stuff.

When I think of admin I think of a broader skill set. Like I create web pages, run projects AND report to certain people. I think that's all it really is. I have a male co worker with the same title as me, admin coordinator, and he is the tech go to person in the department. I really think it just covers a broader skill set.

Maybe it stemmed from the cabinet Secretary's or something. Perhaps Secretary Chao of the Dept. of Labor (gawd I used to work there and I can't recall how to spell it!) didn't like having the same title as an admin low on the totem pole like myself...
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 29, 2008 6:36 PM ()

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