Mouthwash

I missed something....why are you in a panic....?

YES!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO ITALY!!!! MWAHA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Moving is such a pain in the A$$, but usually worth it when you're done.

Zycam!! Works every time!

Burn some sage. Clear your house and your mind of all thoughts of him and never look back. You are worth far more than what he could offer, even on one of his good days.

There is N O T H I N G wrong with you! Ask yourself, "Do I miss Mike, or do I miss the companionship he provided." Chances are it's a little of both, which is normal. But if you stop and look at things you will see it's the companionship you miss more. That means he really wasn't the one for you. But that he was the right person at the right time and the lessons you both needed to learn are done. Take the time you have to rediscover who you are with this new knowledge and make space for the next person the Universe is preparing to send your way.

Happy Birthday Little Missy!!

Whew! Thank God Viagra is fully covered!.......

Are you working at the same company I am??? I'm gonna go troll through the halls to make sure, 'cause that sounds REALLY familiar....

The phrase "get over it" comes to mind....

Gotta love aging! When are they gonna perfect those nanites that will repair cell damage and let us live forever!?

I was wondering who was screaming in the cubicle of hell next to me....THAT WAS YOU!!! Good to know I'm not alone down here....

The plan is, in essence, saying: "We, the Government (i.e. US Taxpayers) will absorb these bad debts and alleviate pressure on banks so they have more capitol to invest in LEGITIMATE investments & loans." This means small businesses can take out loans to expand their business and make payroll and home buyers will be able to secure a mortgage to buy a new home. As for big business this allows them to stay in business and hopefully recover enough from making bad risky investments. The problem will be in making sure CEO's no longer get their free ride out of a company for making those investments.

The plan overall is, quite frankly, a sh*tty plan. It is merely a quick patch-up job to stabilize the situation until the next administration comes into office. Whoever wins the election will have a gnarly mess to fix and it will take AT LEAST 2-3 years just to figure out and another 4-5 to fix - if we're lucky.

If it is Cookie Monster and he brings up the flowers, I say play stupid and not know what he's talking about. The more energy you give him the more he will stick around to try and drain it all out of you.

Think of it this way. For every date you have that's 1 meal you don't have to pay for or cook. A concept I totally support!