Man
when I got home last night it was just too hot and I was to wore out to cook
anything. I had planned on putting a steak on the grill but the thought of
being outside and watching it no appeal at all.

So
I went right to plan #3, that’s right I had a salad.

Now
slow down. Yes I said a salad. Now I can hear some of you out there:

“Call
CNN da grump had a salad.”

“Doesn’t
he know there are vegetables in a salad?”

“Boy
I bet his body went into shock-grump ate green stuff.”

“Bet
he didn’t know salads are good for him.”

“Ya
and healthy too.”

Ok
campers let’s see if we back this train into the station.

When
the grump makes a salad lettuce is not the main attraction here. And I sure don’t
want any of those fancy gourmet yard clippings they try to slip by you at the restaurant.
Nope ain’t no baby spinach going into this body.

Nope
the salad I made last night was a MAN SALAD, oh it had some veggies in it. Let’s
see there was radishes, onions, green pepper, olives (are olives a vegetable?)
sliced beets and carrots and celery.

But
then I got to the good stuff. There was ham, turkey, salami, two kinds (yes two
kinds) of shredded cheese topped off with salad bits, bacon bits, croutons, two
boiled eggs and about a ½ bottle of Kraft’s finest Russian dressing.

I
washed it down with a tall glass of lemonade. But don’t worry- I still had room
for a root beer float.

You
know this eating healthy thing isn’t too bad, you just need to know how to go
about it.

See
ya