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Gospel According To Grumpy
A while back we were sitting on my patio telling tall tales and other lies when one of the guys came up with this story. I of course now claim it as mine.
Now I have posted this before- but before I retire it to my back-up files I thought I would run it by you one more time.
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GRUMPY
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, and she will cook for you
And when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not Nag you and will always be the first to say she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache & will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.â€
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history......................
