Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there

appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you

qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.



Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so

they can understand your texts.



ATD: At The Doctor's



BFF: Best Friend Fainted



BTW: Bring The Wheelchair



BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth



CBM: Covered By Medicare



CGU: Can't get up



CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center



DWI: Driving While Incontinent



FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers



FWIW: Forgot Where I Was



FYI: Found Your Insulin



GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!



GHA: Got Heartburn Again



HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement



IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?



LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out



LOL: Living On Lipitor



LWO: Lawrence Welk's On



OMMR: On My Massage Recliner



OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas



ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up



TTYL: Talk To You Louder



WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?



WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again



WTP: Where's The Prunes?



WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil



GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)