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Life & Events > Texting for Seniors!
 

Texting for Seniors!




Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there

appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you

qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.



Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so

they can understand your texts.



ATD: At The Doctor's



BFF: Best Friend Fainted



BTW: Bring The Wheelchair



BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth



CBM: Covered By Medicare



CGU: Can't get up



CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center



DWI: Driving While Incontinent



FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers



FWIW: Forgot Where I Was



FYI: Found Your Insulin



GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!



GHA: Got Heartburn Again



HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement



IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?



LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out



LOL: Living On Lipitor



LWO: Lawrence Welk's On



OMMR: On My Massage Recliner



OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas



ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up



TTYL: Talk To You Louder



WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?



WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again



WTP: Where's The Prunes?



WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil



GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)







posted on Mar 17, 2011 2:26 PM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on Mar 18, 2011 7:39 AM ()
and you thought that you seen everything.
reply by fredo on Mar 18, 2011 10:18 AM ()
We can always laugh at ourselves! These are hilarious.
comment by elderjane on Mar 18, 2011 6:13 AM ()
they are a hoot.Now try to remember them.
reply by fredo on Mar 18, 2011 10:19 AM ()
That was just hilarious! I was laughing out loud as I read it. Thanks, Fredo!
comment by redimpala on Mar 17, 2011 8:15 PM ()
I am going to try some of these and see what kind of answer I get.
reply by fredo on Mar 18, 2011 10:20 AM ()
Good thing I'm not a senior YET!
comment by greatmartin on Mar 17, 2011 5:50 PM ()
Of course not Mr.Goodkin.How silly of me.
reply by fredo on Mar 18, 2011 10:20 AM ()
This is the funniest I've seen in a long time, emailed it to everyone I know. Thanks, Fredo. You made my day.
comment by troutbend on Mar 17, 2011 3:12 PM ()
This is quite something.How these people come up with this.Now have to print this out and email it to my kids.
reply by fredo on Mar 17, 2011 3:46 PM ()

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