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Too Sheer

Have not been on for some personal reason.
Have not forgotten my friends.
In the meantime while sorting out things.
Posted a few humorus stories for you to read.
Maybe get back in writing.
But have been reading most of them.
Enjoy the rest of the week.


TOO Sheer
Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal
A husband walks into Victoria s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. There he is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks - she's no dummy - "I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Thursday at Noon and the coffin will be closed.





posted on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 AM ()

Comments:

comment by dragonflyby on Aug 19, 2011 7:54 AM ()
Good,we got an laugh from you.
reply by fredo on Aug 19, 2011 2:27 PM ()
LOL!!
comment by gapeach on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM ()
Thanks for stopping by and nice to see you.
reply by fredo on Aug 19, 2011 2:29 PM ()
comment by teacherwoman on Aug 14, 2011 7:15 AM ()
That was a hearty laugh there.Good.
reply by fredo on Aug 19, 2011 2:29 PM ()
Don't worry about it (not writing). I've been a little preoccupied myself. Busy time of year and not much to say. Hang in there, my friend.
comment by solitaire on Aug 12, 2011 4:31 AM ()
Still hanging on and on and on and on.
reply by fredo on Aug 19, 2011 2:28 PM ()
Very funny, Fredo. Hugs to you there.
comment by troutbend on Aug 9, 2011 7:30 PM ()
thanks for the hug and back to you.
reply by fredo on Aug 19, 2011 2:28 PM ()
I really love this one.
comment by elderjane on Aug 9, 2011 11:30 AM ()
and you wear Victoria Secret clothing line.
reply by fredo on Aug 9, 2011 2:18 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Aug 9, 2011 9:56 AM ()
We did get a smile did we not.
reply by fredo on Aug 9, 2011 2:19 PM ()

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