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Life & Events > E Lie Detecting Robot.
 

E Lie Detecting Robot.

E LIE DETECTING ROBOT

A father buys a lie detecting robot that slaps a

person when he lies.


The father decides to test it out on his son at supper.


"Where were you last night?"


"I was at the library."


The robot slaps the son.

"Okay, I was at a friend's house."

"Doing what?" asks the father.

"Watching a movie, 'Toy Story.'"


The robot slaps the son.


"Okay, it was porn!" cries the son.

The father yells, "What? When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!"

The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"

The robot slaps the mother.

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posted on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 PM ()

Comments:

Love this.
comment by tealstar on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 AM ()
Thanks.
reply by fredo on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 AM ()
This is so funny. Maybe this robot needs to go away. It causes too many
family problems.
comment by elderjane on Jan 24, 2012 6:15 AM ()
I loved this.
comment by dragonflyby on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM ()
Oh, the lies we tell!!!
comment by redimpala on Jan 23, 2012 5:16 PM ()
That is for sure.
reply by fredo on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 AM ()
Reminds me of that Shame and Scandal in the Family Song:
A week went by and the summer came 'round
Soon the best cook in the island he found
He went to his papa to name the day
His papa shook his head and to him did say
"You Can't marry this girl, I have to say no
This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"

Oh, woe is me
Shame and scandal in the family

He went to his mama and covered his head
And told his mama what his papa had said
His mama she laughed, she say, "Go man, go
Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know"
comment by troutbend on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM ()
That was neat.Never heard of this.
reply by fredo on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 AM ()
LOL!!
reply by redimpala on Jan 23, 2012 5:15 PM ()
comment by marta on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM ()
Hello and thanks for stopping by.
reply by fredo on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM ()
Is that you laughing there.
reply by fredo on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM ()
Which person?? The Robot? The Mother? The Father? The son?
comment by greatmartin on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 PM ()
All of them.
reply by fredo on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM ()
reply by kristilyn3 on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 PM ()

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