From our greatest Italian friends.



When The Moon Hits Your Eye Lika A Bigga Pizza Pie, Thatsa Amore(love)!!!!***
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Go Italians!!




T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W

(and you don't have to be Italian to appreciate this one)

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W




An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301





There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.

I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and
with you elbow , pusha 3.

When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"Whatta . . . .. .. you coming empty handed?"