A horror story for all of you to groan at . . . .







A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... passing a grave yard. .

when behind him he hears:


Bump...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, as the casket is bouncing quickly behind him...





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


He runs up to his door, and fumbles with his keys, and he opens the door and rushes in, and slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs upstairs into the bathroom, and the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the bathroom door.






Bumping and clapping it's coming toward him.

The man screams and in desperation he reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Robitussin!
I a panic he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,




(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)


The coffin stops .




OK. Groan all together now ....