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Life & Events > For Those of You Going to Heaven.
 

For Those of You Going to Heaven.

Getting Into Heaven

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her.
"Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled 'Love', and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

“I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia ..."



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This is a dwarf plant that Mike works on.


He takes little trees or seedlings with the root and all and put them in the pot.
Then he shapes them,trim them etc.Like a Bonsai plant.

posted on July 23, 2013 8:48 AM ()

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I n time, I will love the plant.. It's a work in progress, yes?
comment by tealstar on July 25, 2013 3:53 PM ()
l understand this fully.
reply by fredo on July 25, 2013 4:04 PM ()
Bonsai is a wonderful pastime.
comment by steeve on July 23, 2013 7:09 PM ()
Yes,it is.When you have the time
reply by fredo on July 25, 2013 9:41 AM ()
Has he ever gotten a really small tree? He seems to have that green thumb.
comment by elderjane on July 23, 2013 6:16 PM ()
Yes,he has I believe.He tried them all.
reply by fredo on July 25, 2013 9:42 AM ()
lol joke , vindictive woman that - tried bonsai once-- no patience ---even tried orchids for a few years- no luck--gave them to my mates wife and they bloomed in the first year
comment by kevinshere on July 23, 2013 5:33 PM ()
for some reason my daughter has been giving Mike orchids every occasion.
He had the best plants and keep blooming every year.
Oh!this is from Wal mart
reply by fredo on July 25, 2013 9:43 AM ()
Love the joke.
comment by tealstar on July 23, 2013 3:08 PM ()
Not the plant.
reply by fredo on July 25, 2013 9:44 AM ()
How does he get the branches to root? I tried putting a verbena branch in water but no luck.
comment by troutbend on July 23, 2013 12:33 PM ()
sorry,I misinterpret on this. It is not the branch but little trees or seedlings in the ground.
I will explain this when I edit it.You can take any seedling from the ground and you have root there and then plant it and trim it anyway you want.Hope this clear up some.Sorry,.
reply by fredo on July 23, 2013 1:20 PM ()
Does he keep tags on which branches are in which pots?
comment by greatmartin on July 23, 2013 9:02 AM ()
No he does not.He knows it all there.
reply by fredo on July 25, 2013 4:05 PM ()
Martin,my boo boo.It is not a branch but little trees or seedlings that what he digs up and plant in the pot then you can trim it or shape it etc.I will have to edit this and explain.
reply by fredo on July 23, 2013 1:21 PM ()

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