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During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?â€
“Well,†said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.â€
“Oh, I understand.†said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.â€
“No,†said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?â€
NOW ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON,
OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
