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Entertainment > Humor > Kids Are Clever!
 

Kids Are Clever!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Guss, why do you always get so dirty?
GUSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

posted on Nov 27, 2010 10:03 AM ()

Comments:

I liked them all.
comment by elderjane on Nov 28, 2010 10:25 AM ()
Thanx Jeri
reply by febreze on Nov 28, 2010 10:30 AM ()
Thanks. I needed a chuckle.
comment by solitaire on Nov 28, 2010 6:13 AM ()
My pleasure Randy
reply by febreze on Nov 28, 2010 10:29 AM ()
That was great.I loved it.
comment by fredo on Nov 27, 2010 2:09 PM ()
Glad you liked them Fredo
reply by febreze on Nov 27, 2010 6:35 PM ()
These are great. Let us know what you cooked. I'm making Louisiana red beans and rice plus some rye bread.
comment by troutbend on Nov 27, 2010 2:08 PM ()
- I was lazy this evening It was a roast chicken (un stuffed) and 'frozen everything else', Bisto gravy granules too No complaints though (fortunately)!
reply by febreze on Nov 27, 2010 6:34 PM ()
comment by gapeach on Nov 27, 2010 11:57 AM ()
Glad you liked them and I hope you had a good thanksgiving day
reply by febreze on Nov 27, 2010 6:29 PM ()
I like Winnie's the best!
comment by juliansmom on Nov 27, 2010 10:19 AM ()
- they're funny I am going to sign off for a while in order to make food (don't feel like doing it, but . . . . . )
reply by febreze on Nov 27, 2010 11:15 AM ()

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