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Entertainment > Humor > Answers to the Immortal Question . . .
 

Answers to the Immortal Question . . .

. . . Why did the Chicken 'cross the road'? . . .
DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed,
I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.


GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is in the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken '10, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?

posted on Nov 28, 2010 10:27 AM ()

Comments:

I like them all.
comment by elderjane on Nov 30, 2010 3:49 AM ()
The Colonel Sanders one is 'quick' - I do like that one
reply by febreze on Nov 30, 2010 3:25 PM ()
comment by febreze on Nov 29, 2010 7:02 AM ()
Those are so funny; my favorite is the Bill Clinton one.
comment by gapeach on Nov 28, 2010 5:58 PM ()
I am sorry Nancy, your reply went skyward (I couldn't have been concentrating)
reply by febreze on Nov 30, 2010 3:22 PM ()
They say Einstein had ASD, you know...

And Oh My Dog. That Grandpa is my Dad!
comment by juliansmom on Nov 28, 2010 5:50 PM ()
reply by febreze on Nov 29, 2010 7:01 AM ()
Oh, this is hilarious. And educational, too, because it gives us a glimpse into what those folks were all about, a succinct peek into their philosophy of life.
comment by troutbend on Nov 28, 2010 11:03 AM ()
I know what you mean, my favourite is the Einstein one!
reply by febreze on Nov 28, 2010 11:13 AM ()

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