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My Saturday Morning

I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning after the hectic week I had. But no such luck. Singing Husbands, screaming cats, and my son ended that dream. I mean I think I could have overlooked the cat crying in my ear, and I think I could have gone back to sleep after my son wakes me up to ask why we don't have any bacon. But when someone turns on the bedroom light at 7:00 am and starts singing Good Morning America...well that tends to end any sleeping you may have been doing.

But all is not lost. I have accomplished the following this morning:

1. Cussed at said cat, and threated physical violence. All of which was ignored.

2. Actually found said missing bacon,instructed son on looking behind things in the fridge.

3. Actually spoke nicely to hubby and sent him out the door without breaking his singing neck.

I think I'm on a roll...

posted on Feb 23, 2008 7:51 AM ()

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My birds won't wake you--the budgies and finches are quiet--the tiels get noisy at sundown--just to wake you from you nap!!!
comment by greatmartin on Feb 24, 2008 3:28 PM ()
Mother Theresa has nothing on you.
comment by grumpy on Feb 24, 2008 9:13 AM ()
Are you sure MARY didn't take your bacon???? She always gets mine when we are at Bob's Diner
comment by cindy on Feb 23, 2008 6:04 PM ()
Your exercise in restraint amazes me! I'm afrad I might not have been nearly so patient.
comment by redimpala on Feb 23, 2008 5:31 PM ()
you showed such restraint I would've kicked the whole kit and kaboodle out the door.

reguards
yer short tempered pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Feb 23, 2008 5:27 PM ()
The cat, son and dog just don't appreciate you--come on down where we know how to treat a Southern Lady!!!
comment by greatmartin on Feb 23, 2008 3:45 PM ()
I had the same problem until I slept with a gun under my pillow
comment by lynnie on Feb 23, 2008 10:46 AM ()
That just made me laugh... I hope you get to take a nap later!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 23, 2008 9:21 AM ()

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