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Just Another Monday

First off I’m here to say I’m not complaining….I’m not….really.   Well maybe just a tiny bit for personal reasons….*hysterical laughter*…  ok…I feel a little better now….

Door talker was here today….bless his little flea bitten heart….and if that wasn’t bad enough he got into a stimulating conversation with crazy big boobies lady ( were talking triple KKK here people and she never….never wears a bra).    I know he was talking to her because he was looking at her chest and not the door…major miracle.    But if you saw this woman you would understand.   I swear I’ve not ever seen anybody but her stand at my counter and literally pick her boobs up and set them on the counter.   Scared the hell outta me the first time she did it….I thought she was gonna put my eye out with one of those things.  

I am just about ready to pitch the phone out in the yard today.   It’s rung about a zillion times, everybody and his brother has some sort of question they need answered.    And to top that off were testing new testing software.   Did I happen to mention it’s a pain the rear….well if I didn’t it is…and between that and the phone I think I may have to kick something.  

Arrrrrrrrrrr computers are messing up…gotta run…  I think I broke my toe…

posted on Apr 7, 2008 12:39 PM ()

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Yikes... maybe when your boobs are that huge you have to get a bra custom made. Hope you day starts getting better.
comment by mellowdee on Apr 9, 2008 12:54 PM ()
I'm guessing Big Boobies lady might not wear a bra cause she
can't find big enough to fit? But flopping them onto the counter
was just too funny!
comment by susil on Apr 9, 2008 6:46 AM ()
Elfie, I wonder why these things always happen to you? I've never met a woman that sized.. or even close!! But the phones are not worth breaking your toe over!!
comment by sunlight on Apr 8, 2008 10:00 PM ()
Your avatar caught my attention. Maybe we elect it to happen. This sure looks like a fun place to visit. Cheers
comment by baseeker on Apr 8, 2008 2:00 PM ()
(perhaps 'door talker' was thinking about testing 'big boobie ladies' software)

comment by augusta on Apr 8, 2008 11:30 AM ()
Big Boobie Lady. I want to come and visit you just to hang out in the waiting room one day.
comment by walkwithgrace on Apr 8, 2008 9:13 AM ()
I hate the phone also, that's why the ringer on our phone stays off alot
comment by nascargranny20 on Apr 7, 2008 5:17 PM ()
Oh, the mental image that I have!
comment by angiedw on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Apr 7, 2008 4:10 PM ()
Maybe hiding under your desk would help...?
comment by marta on Apr 7, 2008 2:50 PM ()
well not sure about all of this.The comment is made there.
comment by fredo on Apr 7, 2008 1:42 PM ()
I vaguely remember something like that--what you are doing is called 'work' isn't it?? (Something tells me to duck!!)

Funny you talking about the big boobs--I have a friend who is moaning and groaning about his big--whooops! Better not go there!!!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 7, 2008 12:58 PM ()
she doesn't wear a bra??? no wonder she has to set them on the counter! hope the rest of the day zips by for you!
comment by elkhound on Apr 7, 2008 12:55 PM ()
oh I HATE the phone... BLECK! I feel for ya...
That lady sounds so funny!
You certainly have a cast of characters surrounding you hey?
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 7, 2008 12:45 PM ()

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