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Fashion & Style > Low Rise Jeans a No No
 

Low Rise Jeans a No No

Whoever thought low rise jeans looked good on all women should have their head examined. Have you ever saw a fat chick wearing them? Now I know why there's the expression "Say No To Crack." I thought only carpenters and my Uncle Louie always walked around with their butt crack hanging out. It's totally disgusting on those guys and certainly disgusting on fat chicks. Plus fat chicks get this "mushroom top" where the remaining fat that the jeans don't hold in just oozes over the top of the jeans. I'm saying this as a fat dude. Plus, I'm not trying to discriminate against fat chicks. Skinny chicks shouldn't wear them either. I saw one come into my store that looked like big foot was hiding in the front. Her 70s bush was trying to escape. Please bring back normal jeans for women.
'nuff said.

posted on July 20, 2008 7:03 AM ()

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I like low rise jeans... but I make sure nothing hangs out.
Around here we call them muffin tops!
you are funny.
comment by kristilyn3 on July 22, 2008 11:55 AM ()
very true, me hate them jeans!
comment by firststarisee on July 20, 2008 2:20 PM ()
Amen Brother!
comment by janetk on July 20, 2008 12:55 PM ()
I can't stand butt-crack even on myself. I have a hefty gut and wear my pants high enough to cover that and everything else that should be covered1
comment by jjoohhnn on July 20, 2008 7:37 AM ()
Too funny
comment by jerms on July 20, 2008 7:23 AM ()
comment by jondude on July 20, 2008 7:10 AM ()

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