A business man takes a trip to Japan and a few hours after his arrival picks up a hooker and takes her to his hotel room and has sex with her. While banging her she yells "Hoshimota" over and over again. The next day he goes golfing with some Japanese investors. He lands a "hole in one" and all the investors start congratulating him in Japanese. Wanting to impress the investors, he yells out "Hoshimota" and they all just stare at him. After a few seconds of silence one of the investors yells out "What do you mean 'wrong hole'?"
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead break out of prison. When they discover that the cops are chasing them, they hide out in an old barn. They find these potato sacks and hide inside them. When the cops search the barn, they find the full potato sacks. The first cop says to the second cop "nothing here but old potato sacks." The second cop says "kick them and make sure they aren't hiding inside." The first cop kicks the sack with the brunette and she yells "meow." The cop says "Just a cat." Kicks the one with the redhead and she yells "woof." The cop says "just a dog." Kicks the the sack with the blonde and she yells "potatoes."
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A business man gets on a plane and is lucky enough to be seated next to this gorgeous blonde. He notices she's reading this book titled "Sexual facts and statistics" and strikes up a conversation with her. "That's an interesting book you are reading," he says to her. She responds back, "did you know the Native American male has the longest penis of all races and the Polish male has the most gurth to his?" "Facinating," he says back to her. She then says, "I'm so rude, I didn't tell you my name, it's Jean. What's yours?" He thinks for a moment then says "Tonto Kowalski."
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Three gay guys die in a car accident and their partners are at the funeral. The first parner says, "My Benny loved to fly so I'm going to scatter his ashes from a plane." The second one says "My Karl loved to fish so I'm going to scatter his ashes in a nice lake." The third one says, "My Bruce was great in bed so I'm going to put his ashes in some chili so he could tear my ass up one last time."
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The last joke was only meant in humor. I have gay friends and they thought it was funny. The Tonto Kowalski one was meant for Gary(Coincutter.)
'nuff said.