This is one a friend of ours emailed for PD. This is to show even a dude has a sense of humor and can take the ribbing the fairer gender can dish out.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply . . .
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap, you will receive more crap than any one human being can handle.
So true...very true.
'nuff said.