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Entertainment > Humor > Friday Funny Saved for Saturday
 

Friday Funny Saved for Saturday

This is one a friend of ours emailed for PD. This is to show even a dude has a sense of humor and can take the ribbing the fairer gender can dish out.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply . . .
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap, you will receive more crap than any one human being can handle.

So true...very true.
'nuff said.

posted on Sept 27, 2008 6:42 AM ()

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comment by deborah on Sept 29, 2008 1:01 PM ()
Oh so true... But I'm pretty good at avoiding the, ah, fertalizer hitting the rotary air movement device...
comment by jwrone on Sept 28, 2008 1:09 PM ()
Great! We do know how to give!
comment by angiedw on Sept 28, 2008 3:54 AM ()
ALL true!
comment by sunlight on Sept 28, 2008 12:28 AM ()
do not have to worry about that.No woman here
comment by fredo on Sept 27, 2008 4:49 PM ()

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