This post is dedicated to Wicked Witch of the West. She mentioned she had an ex that farted. As funny as it was, there are people that just have uncontrollable gas. As embarrassing as it is for me, I have excessive gas. I've had it most of my life. I've tried to hold my farts in but they just seem to want out and cause me extreme pain if I don't just let them rip. I know that Wicked said her ex was a jerk and didn't excuse himself when he farted. I won't defend that. I'm only defending the guys out there that can't help it. It is real and an embarrassing condition. A smelly one too.
'nuff said.