This is a post for all the fellas. Two things we like. Boobs won't take long for me to describe because they come in all shapes and sizes. Some guys like itty bitty boobies and others like melon sizes hooters. My dad always told me that more than a handful is a waste. I like them a little bigger but I like them natural. No boobs that look like inflatable toys. Leave all original parts. If a dude doesn't like them, find another dude that does. 'Nuff said about boobs without going R rated (or X).

Beer is a subject that I could talk about forever. I like most varieties. When I drink name brand, I prefer Budweiser. Mostly I like to drink microbrews. My dream is to do like Miles and Jack (from the movie Sideways)but instead of touring wine country, tour all the microbreweries in the US. I've been to a few in Idaho and Oregon. Went to Kona Brewing Company in Kona, Hawaii. This weekend there's a brewfest in Newport, Oregon at Rogue Ales Brewery. It's in honor of their mascot, Brewer, who was killed two years ago on May 18th. Brewer was a labrador retriever that hung out at the Brewery. Anyway the brewfest has microbreweries from all over the place bring in their ales, stouts, porters, and lagers for people to try. It costs $10 for entry. That includes a souvenir mug and 5 tastings. There's food vendors and live music. This is the second year they've done this and I'm looking forward to it. If anyone is in the Newport area this weekend it's Friday the 16th from 4:00 to 10:00pm and Saturday the 17th from 12:00 to 10:00pm. I recommend going. Actually I recommend going anytime to the Rogue Brewery in Newport. They have good brew. Visit www.rogue.com and it will tell where there are Rogue Public Houses in the US and abroad. It's made in Oregon but sold nationwide. Dead Guy ale is my favorite. My other favorite is made by another Oregon brewer. Black Butte Porter out of Deschuttes Brewery in Bend Oregon. I also like Black Sand Porter out of Kona Hawaii. Like I said, I could go on forever. Even though I do enjoy the intoxication, I'm not in it for the effect. To me it's all about the art form of mixing the hops and barley. The brew meisters are the artists. I experience the art in my taste buds. If you want to drink beer just for the sole purpose of getting shitfaced, just buy a case of cheap beer like Keystone or Hamms. Leave the rest for the true beer drinkers.
'nuff said.