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You people are pretty smart, right? Well, I'd like to try something here just to see how smart you really are. I'm going to state some facts that you ALREADY know (yeah, right) and I want to see if you can come up with some smart come-back lines (smart-aleck comments, if you will), for each one. Ok, let's go...
1. Rats can last longer without water than camels.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
And, now, the last one...
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
Ok, let's see what all you smart people can come up with. I know your answers will be intelligent ones, am I right? (Oh, my, this ought to be interesting.)
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. Unless, of course, you’ve been strumming your catarrh.
3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. And those who meticulously dot their i’s and cross their tees are engaging in tittle-tattle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. It’s called raisin’ your hopes.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate, because, unlike it’s stomach, its womb hasn’t a fireproof mucus lining.