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Remember This at Christmas

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

XOXO~Laurie and Molly

posted on Dec 7, 2008 2:30 PM ()

Comments:

comment by shesaidwhat on Dec 16, 2008 1:39 PM ()
Of course, we shall always remember that Laurie... I think we've always known it!
comment by sunlight on Dec 11, 2008 5:25 PM ()
Good one Laurie
comment by larryb on Dec 10, 2008 6:06 AM ()
Regarding troutbend's answer, have you seen a commercial where 8 girls are escorted into a car, all given the reindeer names? Perfect!
comment by solitaire on Dec 9, 2008 7:17 AM ()
comment by panthurdreams on Dec 8, 2008 7:35 AM ()
good one!
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 8, 2008 6:37 AM ()
comment by busymichmom on Dec 7, 2008 9:24 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Dec 7, 2008 8:26 PM ()
...and not get lost?
comment by jjoohhnn on Dec 7, 2008 5:40 PM ()
comment by anniel on Dec 7, 2008 3:33 PM ()
comment by fredo on Dec 7, 2008 3:32 PM ()
comment by greatmartin on Dec 7, 2008 3:24 PM ()
Too funny!
comment by mellowdee on Dec 7, 2008 2:43 PM ()
The way people are naming their kids these days, maybe those are girl names.
comment by troutbend on Dec 7, 2008 2:33 PM ()

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