I used to have a few favourite machines back in my day of wanton gambling and loose purse strings.
Your relationship with yer mom sounds similar to mine with my mums. Love It.
I wonder if at any time the people who utter yer first sentence ever think well that IS a stupid question...
Now step away from my phucking chocolate...
haha...
Everybody needs a little bit of selfishness.
I think the saddest thing I’ve heard so far. Was by one of the residents husband when explaining why he stays [just about 24/7] with his wife during her rehab to home visit…she just broke her hip AND her neck; she also has Alzheimer’s.
“I’m scared she’s going to forget meâ€.
…Poor old bloke.
I just asked my husband to give me a grunt, just so’s I know he’s still alive.
ooh THAT got the belly growls happening.
Oh pfft you still look all glam no matter what…
I think the second one [jetlag uh huh AND the beer] looks nice and natural.
I was thinking the lip-smacking sky-jumping one was more you’ve seen those photos where the diver has their gob open and the airs flapping through their cheeks making them ripple and look distorted…
The ControlFreak should get the tiniest piece of cake…
Hopefully they’ll be worth it…
Congratulations!!
…on their own tongue?
…on their own words?
…their chicken? That being a euphemism...Haha.
Finished with the cookie and now onto new [or raw anyway] fish in the sea...HaHa...
…Poor old bloke.
Profile
Photos
Comments
Your relationship with yer mom sounds similar to mine with my mums. Love It.