OSAMA: We secured the planes, we can finally "attack" America. Infidels, they deserve everything they get.. and "Allah is God"! Praise "Allah all my Muslem friends"!!!

BUDS OF OSAMA: Osama?, is there anything we need to worry about, I mean we are attacking the strongest country in the world.

OSAMA: The biggest worry, is if you accidently hit the "two towers". They are in New York. See, if you run into them.. it could destroy the "detonation" device.. well if you do you will take down a tower (don't do it), but miss your goal of setting off the real bomb in "Idaho" (Middle USA). the One that will destroy the entire USA!! HE He he... Just be careful my friends... I don't see what could go wrong. It's just two towers, in a large country. All you gotta do is miss them.

BUDS OF OSAMA: We are ready,, and we "Fight for Allah".. Thank you "Osama"... We will meet you on the other side, with 1000 virgins for each... oh what a happy day!!

However I wonder, what would happen if we did hit a tower?

OSAMA: We don't want that. You won't have 1000 virgins in "Allah's" heaven, or even one. I suggest you don't let "isadick", or "isadork" be in charge. If they do, your dick may get dry. Make sure you find "smart" men to lead this attack on the US!

BUDS OF OSAMA: Thanks Osama.. We'll find someone qualified...