1) A woman, who can rub her ears with her toes.

2) I want a "Bush" to finally suck me... "What ya say George"?

3) I want to share some quality time with "Hefners" friends..

4) I want the bloggers here to chill a bit. That includes the fags, and "cold wenches". Come'on.. it's just a blog.

5) I wanna "Kiss and make up" with "GREAT MARTIN".. Dude, I am not sure why you got mad.. I was never against you

6) I wanna treat "Kristy here" to a T-Bone steak dinner. Damn, if anyone needs one.. it's her! She's looking a mite skinny...

7) I want people to spell "Gandi's" name right. I'll start with me, cause I think he deserves that. I'll be looking it up...

8) I want "YOU BABE"! I won't say names, the one I been flirting with forever here.. Send me some naked pics, So I can remember you till we meet.. your the only one for me!

9) I want that damn "penis" enhancement thing to work. If not, I will need a refund. I was a 7.5, and wanted to be a 9.5. Well, I'm a solid 7.6 now.. wasn't worth $200 bucks for that.

10) I want to understand "Eddie" the owner here! There's no real advertisement, no real way for revenue I can see. Must be losing money. Maybe I was born in a turd pile, I just can't see how he can keep it going. Unless he has something up his sleeve I don't see. I hope he does.

11) I want to stop picking my nose. No no no.. it's nothing I am addicted to.. just there was this massive booger.. it was stuck. What the fuck was I to do? I picked the sucker out. Hit a blood vessel or something. Yes, has happened before. I really just want no more "boogers".

12) I want a new "Motorcycle"! It can be a Harley, Norton, Ducati..... even Kawasaki, Suzuki, Honda, or Yamaha. I am not picky, I just want one.... I also want a "sex slave".. she can be "Asian, British, Turkish, Ukraine.. ya know what, yes I have my "preferences", but I won't say here. So you know I'd be happy with whatever I got!

13) I want to quit "Masterbating"! Yeah, well you don't understand why... you think it's natural for men. It is if your woman is "FRIGID"!!! men want real "Pussy".. when we don't lack that, we don't masterbate.

14) Better Pot from "Arby's guys". Do you know, you'd think a low life "parole" dude working at Arbys would have good pot. No... not lately... this world is really screwed....

15) I want to sleep in! My biggest beef. I don't care what you think, a 1 yr old baby listens worse then your past few "ex's"... he really don't give a flying fuck what I think... I get up to change and feed him on his terms, and his terms only....................

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Just some things I'd like to change in life, got many more really... probably can't.. would like to....... LUV ya all!!

Gary :)