What are things you "will do" and things you won't do? Ever thought about it, wrote it down. Ever thought of the reasons you think the way you do. I'll tell some of mine.. I'd like to hear some of yours.

1) STEAL FROM SOMEONE (a person)- This I wouldn't do. Trust me, I could be in a billionares home.. taken in off the street. I wouldn't steal an "M&M" from the candy jar. I could be starving, and I would take nothing. If offered, I'd even have a hard time accepting. Reason, I have a hard time accepting anything from anyone, and I feel it's wrong. However I have at times, but only when needed. I have never even went for government help, not even times I really needed it.

2) TAKE SOAP, OR SHAMPOO- With my job, I've been in lots of motels and hotels. Thousands actually. I can promise you, when I leave.. I leave with every single "soap bar" I can find. I also leave with "extra donuts" from the breakfast bar". Reason, I have a hard time paying $80 for a room, and well there is never a "sign" that says I can't. It's not stealing, it's getting a small "rebate"..

3) CHEATING- What's funny is, I have "Never" (not even once) cheated on anyone in a relationship. Also, I never went into a relationship, thinking I'd leave if something better (or something I liked from the past) came along. I've been "true blue".. 100% in all relationships. Yes I may casually flirt, and I may even look at porn. Hard core me however, is to be true and honest to whoever I am with. Reason, I've been cheated on lots. Hurts, and I don't like it. I have the truth in my heart, and that matters most.

4) SEXUAL PERVERSIONS- I must admit, there isn't a whole lot "legal" that I am not into. By that I mean, sexually what a man and woman agree to.. more the better to me. I am not into child porn, not into "rape", not into anything two consenting (hetro) adults can't agree on together. Now with that said, yes when I get into a relationship, and the woman likes to be tied up, spanked a bit.. I love it. I love the "master/slave" thing quite a bit really (she can be master, or me.. I don't care). I never over "push" anything, but I will always ask what I want at some point. Reason, to have a "fantasy" in a safe environment is pretty cool. So many possibilities and I like to explore them. As long as both agree, and both want to enjoy a "fantasy", it can be super cool. I am not against anything "sexual", unless someone is being hurt.

5) SEXUAL ORIENTATION- I don't care if your gay straight or BI. If you think I do, you got me way wrong. What I do care about is that people sometimes (fear) the thoughts of others, even after they came "out of the closet" (So to speak). Small story here, when I was like 12-13 I discovered I wanted to "wear" womens clothing. It's here to this day. I wasn't "gay" (I knew), but I struggled with why this was so hard. I stole some pantyhose from both my mom and stepmoms (laundry room) at a young age. I took them to the woods, and wore them when I felt the desire. All through life, this was a thought to me. I have thought about it lots. I determined, there are many reasons. 1) I wanted to be something different. 2) I wanted to feel what a woman feels. 3) I wanted to touch myself more, and feel like it was a woman. Ha, really there is alot more to this. Never a gay thought tho. Ok, so later in life. I was doing shows all over the country. I finally got the "nerve" to buy myself lingerae to sleep in. I did often, and then threw it away after the show. Maybe, there was the "sneeky" appeal too. Sometimes, I'd go to a mall... pantyhose under my pants. Thinking to myself "What if I get caught, I could have an accident on the way in, I could have a heart attack, go to the hospital.. people would know. Ha.. so funny to me now. I still have the same "desires", but the "fear factor" is done. I've walked into stores, and asked the attendant what would "fit me, or look best" on me... always freeks them out.. and good for a laugh. Point to all this, I don't care what you are dudes, just be yourself.. and be honest.

6) HONESTY- Yes of course you should be honest. But what if you get pulled over by a cop? Selective "honesty" is the key! If it was something simple, you are far better off just telling it like it is. I am sorry "officer", I know I was speeding. I was late for work, but I have no excuse. Now after he checks your car... your off the hook. However, what if you know your buddie has a "bag of weed". The cop pulls you over, and he's "stuffing it in your pantyhose". Those ones you hid under the seat he just found. Now, you gotta narc your friend out. He may have had a chance, but now he put it someplace DNA could pin ya. tell your friend (before the cop comes up).. "Love ya MAN"!! I really do... Lets pray this all goes down cool... (after that).. you will survive. This is why it's good to be Honest...

7) RELATIONSHIPS- This one should be obvious. Lie to the "Bitch". Be (DIS-HONEST) Do you honestly think women want to hear they have "Big hips", and and huge lips. No, they want to feel pretty... no matter how ugly they are. Yes, I can hear you talking... "Gary you said be honest"?? I did, but I wasn't talking about girlfriends or cops...

Ok, that's my thoughts... some anyway... anyone else care to write?