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I was reading the news the other day, and I was "shocked" at what I read.

It disgusted me! I mean, why is something like this happening in this country today! I read in the news, many were upset also.

Here's what happened:

In Saginaw Michigan (about an hour from here), a local male resident went to the local "car wash"....

This young man, put his "dollar$" into the car vac, and proceeded to get the best "sucking off" he ever had. Unfortunately for him, he was caught. I don't know if they had a camera, or someone was watching. He did however go to jail before the "vac" finished the blow job.

This is why I am so MAD! Women today, just don't give head like they used too (Remember the 80's?). Their into all this womens lib and crap now, and act like they are doing "us" the favor. It's a "TWO" way street, and it's as important to them as it is to us...

They just hold out longer now, for God knows what reason. Guys like the "poor soul" above, are forced to look elsewhere. Think about it.. maybe he couldn't afford a $20 hooker. The shop vac was only $1. Maybe he loved his wife/girlfriend.. but she just wasn't doing enough for the dude... so he looked elsewhere. Without actually going for another women.

It's so disgusting to me. How women can be so cruel today! You women REALLY need to be looking at the results of your actions. Had he got a good BJ the night before, I am certain none of this would've happened!

Now, the poor dude probably has to "register" as a sex offender, for getting off on a car vac.. lol. Do you know how embarrassing that will be.. lol.

Think about it ladies....
gary :)

UPDATE: MICHIGAN CAR WASH VACUUM MOLESTER GETS 90 DAYS IN JAIL! [DetNews]

Remember when a Michigan man was arrested after police caught him making sexy time with a car wash vacuum cleaner? Well his name is Jason LeRoy Savage and he just got 90 days in jail.

LeRoy was arrested back in October when witnesses observed him, er, making love to a car wash vacuum cleaner in the wee hours of the morning. Caught red-handed by police called to the scene by the horrified witnesses, he admitted to the lewd act and got tossed in the slammer. Yesterday in Saginaw County Circuit Court, the 29-year-old was sentenced to 90 days in jail along with mandatory drug testing after pleading no contest. You can't make this kind of thing up folks. [DetNews]