Everyone who really knows me, knows I am a "good reviewer"! I review "Video games, I review movies".. I can write a review about most anything,.. and what I write is normally "spot on"!

It really wasn't a big suprise, when I was asked to "review" women (By a Prominent magazine). Not "A" woman, but women in general. I found this a "challenge", but one of those I felt capable of doing...
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GARY's REVIEW of WOMEN

I find most women "soft".. they are kinda cuddily. They make most men want to "grab them", and shove their nose in the titties...

Big, small.. don't matter here. Yes, a man looks at a woman like a puppy looks at a cat.. just "eat it" is what men think...

The "Big ones" are more soft, the small ones are more tight. I'd say that is all personal preference tho..

Even the most "fluggly" woman can get most any man. See, believe it or not.. "Men are weak"! Women love this power, and enjoy it to the max. It's always sad to me, being in a bar.. and watching some drunk "handsome guy" being "teased" by the "largest zit filled" fattie there...

Generally, the dude does get to do her... he always gives the "Thumb up" to his buds as he walks out the bar... They "Thumb up back".. and laugh as he leaves...

The dude doesn't realize then.. cause he was drunk, and the lights were low.. she was really "sad" looking.. Now the "poor" dink eventually gets sober.. and it's morning.. she is in his bed still. He has to find a way to get her out (without being seen more), then the poor guy has to worry about his "reputation".. and possibly if he got her "Pregnant".

I find this a very "deceptive" trick ugly women do. I've seen it a million times! Go to a bar, look at a cute drunk guy, and flash your titties... now they OWN ya...

That's just one of the "deceptive things women do".. there are many more..

Hot looking chicks are no better. They however don't go to local bars... they go to "political" conventions and chit. Those wenches can steal a millionare, right out from his wife on the spot! Believe it.. happens all the time!! Women are as "weak" for MONEY" as men are for PUSSY!!

I find women, "Nutty as hell"! Not every woman, but 99.9% are. They lie, they decieve... they do most anything to get their way....

That's why I'm gonna give women an 8/10 rating! They all have a "pussy" afterall... and we do like that. Heck, I've personally been fucked over by more women then I can count.. and I keep going back.... I consider myself a "smarter then average dude".......

SO.. despite some (MANY) problems with women, I still enjoy them :)

No worries ladies.. men will always love ya!!!!

Gary :)