Went to the "mailbox" today.. and what "did I find"?

Two (2) new "Maxim magazines". The "October" issue of "Maxim", as well as the "November" issue,,,

I thought "cool, God has shined on me.. (my first thought)...."

I looked further... these aren't mine.. they were sent to "Roxann"! I seen the address label...

So I start "freeking".. I didn't know what to think. Maxim is a "mens mag, with sexxy women in it". Was Roxann going the "other way, I wondered"?? What did I do WRONG? I had no fluccking clue. I knew I was "big enough", I knew I could "satisfy her".. but something must have been "lacking" I felt...

Thank Gawd.. I now know the truth. No, Roxi isn't tossing me for women.. she just "ordered the Maxim magazine" because she knew I liked that stuff... Threw me off, cause came in her name..

So nice of her!! She'll be getting it "good" tonight!! :) :)

Gary