Live, and right here. The "MISS 2009 USA Pagent" is underway. So here I am, bringing you the latest news. As you watch, as you "breathe". I'm giving you "up to the moment" expert opinions.

Right now, it's been on like 40 minutes here, I don't know when it started. Now to "simplify" my judging. I'll say my ratings are NOT based on talent. When they look this good, men don't care if they can sing. We don't care if they are good at "public speaking". Hell, if you want me to get honest... all these women would score "MUCH MUCH" higher if they were "deaf mutes".

My top favorite is in the "running". It's Miss North Carolina. Oh gawd, how I't like to have her "straddle me"!!! Keep watching, lets see if she makes it!

From what I did see.. here tonight.. the three hottest were "Miss Texas", Miss West Virginia" and "Miss North Carolina". So you know, I picked Miss North Carolina from the start.

I'd post some pics. I can't right now.. just want to watch and see where she ends..

Gary :)