Sebastian (my 17 month old son) is obsessed with this chick. I'm telling you, he can be upset about anything. He can be hurt. If I put her on "you tube", suddenly he is in a perfect mood.

I understand it. She makes my dick tingle just watching. We'd both do her in a flying heartbeat. I am sure. But he is "Memorized" by this chick. I decided to ask him "why" he is so into her..

DAD: What is it you like about "Katy Perry" Sebastian? I just want to know what you think>?

SEBASTIAN: Da, mum.. ok.. hi.. up.. down... (giggle).

DAD: You really weren't supposed to hear the "up and down" thing with mom... but "anyway".. why do you associate Katy with that?

SEBASTIAN: Mum, baba, suffin to eat.. big.. good..

DAD: Great tits I know she has. Don't worry. I leave the "milk" for you. But what do you think about me.

SEBASTIAN: Mum

DAD: No, I am not mum.. I am DAD. Please start calling me dad.

SEBASTIAN: Mum.. jhhasshdvsdd jdkjdfsdfkj dkjbeobjebf.

DAD: I understand all you say Sebastian.. I just want to know what you like about "Katy Perry"? And again, I am dad.. not mom.

SEBASTIAN: Goody

DAD: Ok.. I got it. You don't want to eloborate. You think she is "Good".. me too..Just wanted to know your thoughts.