BLACK MAN:
I'm innocent! I was just in the "car". I didn't know they were gonna "rob" the store. It's a "miscarriage" of justice that I'm even here...

MEXICAN:
I know what you mean dude. They are trying to "claim", I stabbed that guy. They don't even have a "knife" to prove it. I don't care what that guy says. I wasn't the one. Just because I am "Mexican" and in a "Gang" they think I am guilty. Prejudice I think.

PEDOPHILE:
If you think that's bad, you should hear what happened to me. I was looking at some porn. Well, two "underage" people were found on my computer. I didn't even know their age. I thought they were midgets. I didn't even save them to my "Harddrive". It was an accident. They wanted to get me for "10" years. I took a Plea, for "5" years. Although I am innocent. Seems easier then a court battle.

OJ:
The "Glove" didn't fit. Everyone should know that by now. Who in the world would "kill someone" with tight gloves on? The only reason I did that "cop car chase", was I was sorting my head out. I got outta that.. then they "accused" me of stealing my own stuff. It's all "Racism".. It's the reason why I am here..

MADOFF:
I didn't do chit. I was trying my best. All I wanted to do is use "their" money to make them wealthy. The charges are "false".. "People target the wealthy", so I am a "victim".

DAHMER:
What's the difference between "eating" a Pig or a Person? I don't see any. It's all "meat" isn't it?

MANSON:
I killed "nobody", check the records. I don't belong here either.

BUNDY:
I did it "all" to show how evil "porn" can be. I did it all to prove a point. Porn can lead people down a bad path. I feel I have made "society" a better place by my actions.

WURNOS:
Men are "abusers". I decided to "kill" all I felt may hurt women in the future. I'm pretty much a "savior", and not a criminal.

YATES:
Yes I drowned my "5" kids in the "Bathtub". But I saved them from "Satan" in the long run. They were bound to "sin", and now they won't. I love "Wurnos", she is a true hero like me.

NIXON:
Ha, I love "politics". I appointed "Gerald Ford" as my "VP". See, I always knew if I did that.. my "cronie" would pardon me if "worse came to worse". He did. No, I won't be jailed for anything. I'm just here to say "Hi" to some old friends.


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