Ya know, lots of people really "hate" the thought of jail. Yes, they have reason to feel that way. But ya know what, there are some reasons to "like" jail too. Here are some of my "experiences" and thoughts... Why jail isn't all that bad...

1) YOU FEEL SEXXY..
In real life, nobody looks at you like "They want your bod",, not men, not women. Especially if your an ugly fucker. However, in jail, they don't care if your cute or ugly.. male or female... They wanna fuck you, and the look in their eyes shows it. You may not be a fag.. but it still makes you "feel good" that "someone" wants you...

2) CABLE TV
In real life, people who "steal" candy bars from 7-11, don't have "Cable TV". Hell, if you think about it... 99% of the people in jail right now.. probably didn't have cable before the crime. Now, it all FREE! Not a bad deal actually... steal some stuff.. and get to lie in bed all day with "cable" to boot...

3) FOOD
I am gonna tell you. This is a "true fact"! I don't care what anyone says. Jail/Prison food is the best there is. It's a "balanced" diet, and better then anything on the outside. The reason "prisoners" complain, is they don't "season chit".. so it's not always super tasty. But i guarentee... you go to jail... you will eat healthier then at home.

4) WORK
No need to look for a job.. when your in jail. Pretty much you can lay on your bunk all day. Watch "cable", maybe play some cards or read some books.
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So I'm just saying... if you been "reluctant" to pull off a "certain crime".. Like toss a "Bottle of Pepsi" at your bosses head, or actually piss on his desk... "Just DO IT"! I'm not saying do anything that will give you a "long" prison sentence.. I suggest against that. I will say.. always however stand up, and be true to how you think... Even if you have to go to jail.. may not be that bad.

Gary :)