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I Can't Gary

I can't "Gary" I just can't do it...

Gary: I've known ya forever.. of course ya can... I remember when ya porked the porker... "The barn" remember.. I know she wasn't the "hottest babe", but pink is pink..! Am I right?? More cushion, less pushin...

The unnamed friend of Gary: Yes Gary, and like you always told me "It's always pink inside". You tell me, it will always feel good... but, man... you are right.. BUT today this is "different".

Gary: What could be so "different"? Just a wonder of mine>?

The unnamed friend of Gary: Well, she is "Smokin Hot".. her ass is the best I've seen... But I remember all this you say about "Republicans" and, Gary,, she is ONE!! I can't do her.. not without your approval...

Gary: Fuck her.. I give my blessing. See, those wenches are used to doing "millionare congressmen". They always want money,,, but if you "bone her right" she will be into you..

Gary: I have to say, cause you are a friend! Republican Bioutches are stupid as hell! I realize, anything I say, they will try to make US look bad.. no, not the case,,

The unnamed friend of Gary: What do you mean Gary?

Gary: I mean, we aren't preduice! We'd do the Black girl, we'd do the Asian, and her sisters. just go ahead.. do what you want.. but be cool...











posted on Jan 19, 2009 9:57 PM ()

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