Father's day only comes "once a year". What I do is "prepare". I tell everyone EXACTLY what I want, a solid year in advance.

Here's a list of "what I got" and didn't this year...

1) I've been asking her (Roxann) to bring over like 3 good friends. Screw the hell outta me. It would be a great "5 some", plus have great stories to tell later. NEVER HAPPENED.

2) I asked my kids to "sell all their bikes, sell all their video games". Buy me something cool. Like a new "Harley" (I was thinking). NEVER HAPPENED. They did call me however, that was nice :)

3) I asked Roxann's kids to "clean up around the place". Kinda simple to me. That NEVER HAPPENED. Instead I ended up buying them stuff at the store.

4) I've asked some of the "Hot babes" on here to send me some naked pics. When I asked, I thought "do I really want my e-mail" flooded with these. I decided.. ok, I can deal with it. NEVER HAPPENED. I expected "at the very least ONE".

5) I've asked "Roxann" to tie my ass to the bed. Pull out the "whips and chains". Just like, beat the hell outta me (like the bad boy I am). HASN'T HAPPENED YET! However, this one I expect to happen....

I'll post an update.. lol.

Gary :)