I really couldn't care less what anyone believes. So, on that level.. I want you to know this post about "Muslems" is nothing "preduice". I think they are fucked in the head, they think people like me are fucked in the head.... So if your a "Muslem" reading this... lets just agree, to "dis-agree".

I'll not use this post to "cut down" those idiots.. They are people afterall. I will however write and say why "I Personally" will never convert.
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1) Alcohol consumption is top of my list! They are afraid of becoming "toast" (by Allah) if they drink. They really don't drink, but only to save their ass.. whatever frustrations they have.. builds up inside... I doubt I could handle that either.

2) All the women have to wear "parkas" and chit. Some of them may be "hot looking", but even the dudes don't know which ones. Can you imagine walking around in a country.. horney as hell, and pissed you never had a beer. You don't know which woman to "flirt with" cause they are all covered up and chit. If you find a pretty one (which you must marry first) you won the lotto. If you found an ugly one (after you married).. your pretty much stuck with the cow. No "beer" to make her look better either.

3) All that "Praying to Mecca" would suck. Yes I pray to my God.. but it's not on a time schedule. I don't hear a "horn sound", and suddenly turn to a city and pray. They do that like a zillion times a day... Too hard on the "knees". I guess their bonus is, they have better medical care then we do.

4)Porn is banned. Yep, believe it or not... they are that nutty. Ya know what I think, we should get a few huge B-52 bombers.. Fill them with Playboy and Hustler. Drop them all over Iran (and other Muslem places).. Lets see how fast those "Sand Niggers" forget "Allah", and start to worship "Heffner"...

5) Hot sand, and no water sucks. If your gonna be a Muslem (totally) you need to live there. Yep, away from us. But you don't. Here in the USA, we got TONS of Muslems. They come here all the time. They avoid the heat.. open party stores. I think their government has a program. Their government will provide a FREE party store in the USA. That's to all willing Muslems ready to send cash back to them (for terrorism), and to gather information. You think I am kidding? Maybe not all.. but alot works this way!

6) In the USA we got millions of Muslem immigrants. In Iran, how many Americans are living there? Lol.. I don't know either. I'd guess just a few stupid reporters. Hey if they like it here (US), better then there (knowing they are a minority).. I won't be moving soon.

7) Muslem women have NO RIGHTS! They have to "Serve" the men, and pretty much do whatever he wants. I think that's "terrible" (Kidding, it's one of the only things I like about them :)

8) Turbins. I don't even wear a hat. Plus I like my leather jacket. I couldn't go to a mosque either there or here. I'd be like "way outta style"...

9) They have all the "Oil", but not many have cars. That would be "frustrating" to me..

10) If a married woman, sleeps with another man. She is "stoned to death". Even if her husband didn't have proof, and simply mentioned it to a judge. Terrible! (Ha,, fooled ya again... another thing I love about those countries)...

11) I can't eat "Muslem" food. Honestly, I don't know what they eat. It may be good or not. I imagine "Camel meat", and sand cockroaches. I honestly have no clue what they eat.. the thought alone will keep me away....

ONE THING FORSURE.. I won't be converting soon............

Gary :)