How to be a "Dick", and get away with it...

This is just my "experience". I'm not the "biggest dick" around.. but I kinda know what I am talking about.

1) Tell her how "pretty" she looks. Tell her you love her "smile". Wait a few weeks before you suggest "she drinks diet pop". Subtile is always the key with women.

2) Flat out call the dork "A muther fluccking dick"! This shows you are kinda strong at first, yet gives them time to think too. Later after they decide to talk to you.. point out some of "their" good points. Likely, you will be friends.

3) Big "words" always help! You don't have to know what they mean. Just throw a few out there. They don't know what they are talking about "anymore then you do". Go to "Wikipedia" or something, find a few "big words".

4) Tell some "Big Tall stories". The bigger they are, the more unlikely,, they believe more. People are kinda "gullible" really. Just put it out there.. see what they say.

5) Be "direct and strong". Never back down about anything. Even if you are dead sure you are wrong.

If you "FOLLOW" these simple rules... you can be a big "DICK" just like me! lol...

Gary :)