Big and Rich...

Ok, I said it, now I gotta deal with it.

Roxann gets a "fucking" orgasm over these guys. Personally, I really want nothing to do with "country" music crap. I'm like "Heavy metal" all the way.

Last show we did. I was taking a piss in the basement bathrooms of the bar. I looked at the wall, and seen this flyer for "Big and Rich". I knew, they were a favorite of Roxann. I ripped it down and took it to her. They are playing "Saturday" in Detroit.

I first thought to myself. "Now this is stupid". I hate "Country music". On "second thought" I felt... "Well I do love Pussy". I began to "Brainstorm this thing". I came to the "conclusion", "If We go to the concert, rather then do a show.. I'll get all the "pussy" I want for a week".

Roxann has been looking all over the "internet" for the past few days. Ticket prices and whatever. I don't think she changed her shirt. She's been wearing this "Big and Rich" shirt ever since I said we'd go.

I been getting laid. Theres a good chance, I'll get a "daily fuck" two weeks in a row over this one. I'll "stretch" it out as long as I can. That's for sure.

Get this "guys"... Not only will I get "Regular" pussy a few weeks, she has agreed to see a "cool" band with me. "AC/DC, Iron Maiden, anything I decide really.

So the way I think.. I'll just get "drunk as hell" and pretend to like "Big and Rich" this Saturday. HA! Perfect plan from what I can see!

I'm so happy!!!
Gary :)