Today, I peed in the toilet in the main bathroom at my mother's house. She went ballistic.

She carried on and on about it. I pointed out that her boyfriend uses that bathroom as his own when he stays there. They even installed a raised toilet seat for him. She claimed he only used it once or twice. Right....

About a year and a half ago, she told me not to "poop" in that toilet. She claimed that I had broken it and had a rather graphic description of what was wrong with my poop and what it had done to her toilet. I just laughed it off.

Apparently, I'm not allowed to use that toilet for any reason. I'm only supposed to use the one in her bedroom. There is another bathroom in the basement - I wonder what would happen if I used that one? It's tempting...
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