Today, I got an anonymous letter saying that "for as long as we have lived here, the yard has been a disgrace." I've lived here for 10 years. You'd think she'd have objected before now.


There was more, but you get the idea. 

At first, it didn't bother me. Now that I've thought about it for a 
while, it hurts my feelings.
At the same time, I'm tempted to post a 
sign in my yard that says,

 Only Cowards Send Anonymous Letters!