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When The Messiah Comes

Religion > The Jewish God is Not a Neocon
 

The Jewish God is Not a Neocon

The traditional Jewish scenario begins when the entire world attacks Israel. Because God is on our side, the battle lasts a bit longer than one might expect. In the end all Jews are dead.
God retaliates with various natural disasters that kill everyone on the planet. And then, the Messiah comes to stage a Day of Judgment for Jews.
Whatever the other gods plan does not involve me.
I’m a goner front up.
How can fundamentalists think they can make political hay while everyone dies? They speak of preemptive war as if it were a good deed.
It is murder.
Unless I miss my guess, the Christian God – or any other worth his salt – will not give a mass murderer a fast track to heaven. They can expect more bloodshed from him very disruptive to the upper reaches.
Every fundamentalist anticipates a bevy of young women – ranging from 72 virgins to 200 nubile maidens – to cater to his every whim. Evidently, he has never met a resident from heaven. Any ghost would have informed him there is no sex or food up there.

posted on Mar 17, 2008 5:40 AM ()

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God is not that cruel!
comment by whereabouts on Mar 17, 2008 8:14 PM ()
Oh, the Christian god is not one whit less vindictive than Yahweh - he's the same one, after all, but in the Old Testament he's even more vengeful and cruel than in the Torah according to what I've read. And of course he's the same god Muslims worship... It's interesting how myths diverge over the centuries.
comment by clovis on Mar 17, 2008 6:50 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Mar 17, 2008 6:14 PM ()
What a bummer for Saddam and all those suicide bombers!!
comment by redimpala on Mar 17, 2008 2:02 PM ()
Well, this doesn't sound good! Perhaps I'm misreading it.
comment by arianna on Mar 17, 2008 12:29 PM ()
No food or sex, whats the point
comment by ekyprogressive on Mar 17, 2008 7:37 AM ()
Or golf?
comment by jondude on Mar 17, 2008 6:30 AM ()

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