It's the year of the puppet.



Marvin E. Quasniki, a “turquoise farmer from Tonopah” and a Henson Co. puppet, is running for president as a Libertarian candidate.


Interview with the Las Vegas Sun:


He says:

"I'm not into becoming a puppet for special interests, but I'll tell you something: every president we've ever had has always had a hand up his ass. And I'm the first one where you'll know it's the right hand."

"The solution to the healthcare crisis is to never get sick. Everyone should be trained to give themselves physicals, and maybe get a loved one to give you a rectal exam or maybe go to the bar and a few fellas there would be glad to give you one for free."

"Nevada should become the state of Yeah We'll Do That! Send us your nuclear crap and send us that crud and we'll take it and we'll deal with it. So the radiation leaks and you get some big ants, big giant ants, and Nevada could be known for big ants."

And the next thing you know, the other states are going
'Well who's doin' that?

Nevada's doing that?

Why didn't we say We'll Do That?"