Every so often I take a break from forwarding funny emails to our friend Honey Bugg in Wyoming and write to say hello. Usually she doesn't have much news, but finally, and I know you'll enjoy the deja vu back to the good old days when she was in West By God Virginia and entertained us with tales of her family.
Here goes:
"Well, we have a new member of our big, fat, fam damily. Niece Jethrene got re-married a few weeks ago. She imported a boy from our hometown back in West By God Virginia that she met in college and he seems a decent sort. Her children (Daisy May, 10 and Jethro, 9) adore him and he's good to them which is important. They are thinking about having a baby, which is wonderful but with her two kids and his daughter from a previous marriage (she lives back east with her mother who from all accounts is a real piece of work) they need another child like they need another hole in their.....uh head yeah, that's it, head. But we'll love it and I'm kinda excited 'cause now I can buy cute baby clothes.
Everything is pretty much the same here in Cow Snot. The last of the ijit tourists are all but gone, thank goodness and the weather is turning cooler. We've had snow here already, twice. An inch or two each time. Everyone sez this winter is gonna be a bad one but we shall see.
Well, that's about it. Keep on writing to me....I do so enjoy hearing from you. Take care, Troutie. We'll talk at ya later
yer same ol' same ol' pal
Bugg