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Conversational Styles

Typical conversation at my house:

Him: "We had a visitor."
[My anxiety level instantly goes up because this is not usually good news because it's probably the bear, and it possibly wrecked something along the lines of breaking out an entire kitchen window. But it could have been as innocuous as a human visitor who came while I was gone. If it's bad news, I want it quickly.]

Me: "When?"

Him: "Last night."

Me: "Where?"

Him: [points in general direction of the front yard] - doesn't say anything

Me: "What? What was it? Where? Where was it? Come on Gary, just say what you're talking about."

It drives me nuts.

This is how I break this kind of news:
"The beaver was in the yard last night and cut down that aspen over there by the bridge."

All the pertinent facts in one sentence.


posted on July 20, 2018 8:41 AM ()

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TYPICAL
comment by kevinshere on Aug 3, 2018 8:12 PM ()
I might be slightly guilty of this with Jennifer, only it's because I'm talking while I'm thinking about something else.
comment by jerms on July 21, 2018 10:14 PM ()
I would have assumed it was the bear too. How crazy alarming. He sounds like the farmer in the movie Babe.
comment by drmaus on July 21, 2018 5:15 AM ()
He's always been this way, it's a family joke that if you don't ask exactly the right question, you'll never find out the house burned down or someone was taken to the hospital in an ambulance.
reply by traveltales on July 21, 2018 11:38 AM ()
Gary is not a talker but when he does say something it is always
interesting. sorry about the aspen and glad it was not the bear who is getting entirely too close to your house.
comment by elderjane on July 20, 2018 1:38 PM ()
Very true. I like to joke that he has a self-imposed daily word quota.
reply by traveltales on July 20, 2018 6:22 PM ()
Reason # 96,793 that I am glad I am not married!! If I want conversation I can have whatever kind I want with me!
comment by greatmartin on July 20, 2018 1:31 PM ()
This is the reason it's perfect that he is in Las Vegas and I'm in Colorado most of the year.
reply by traveltales on July 20, 2018 6:18 PM ()

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