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Good One -- Lawyer Jokes

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
saw two men along the road-side eating grass.


Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to
investigate.


He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"


"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."


"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed
you," the lawyer said.


"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree."


"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.


Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with
us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and six children with me!"


"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.


They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a
car as large as the limousine.


Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. "


The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my
place. The grass is almost a foot high."


Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing
as a heart warming lawyer story...did you?


posted on July 8, 2013 6:05 AM ()

Comments:

BLOOY HELL----you got us all in with this one , go to the top of the class
comment by kevinshere on July 8, 2013 11:31 PM ()
reply by teacherwoman on July 9, 2013 6:02 AM ()
First, I plead guilty to being a lawyer. Second, I LOVE!! lawyer jokes. Any lawyer who is insulted by lawyer jokes is a jerk, in my book. Unfortunately, the reason they're so funny is b/c they contain a semblance of truth, as all good humor does. Thanks for this one.
comment by steeve on July 8, 2013 10:40 AM ()
I sent this to my cousin who is a lawyer. Haven't heard back from him.
reply by teacherwoman on July 8, 2013 12:35 PM ()
I love your comment to jjoohhnn.You are bad
comment by fredo on July 8, 2013 9:48 AM ()
reply by teacherwoman on July 8, 2013 12:34 PM ()
It was too obvious (but funny anyway). Guess I know how you feel about lawyers. If you saw one drowning would you go for coffee or read the paper?
comment by jjoohhnn on July 8, 2013 7:53 AM ()
Probably read the paper while I was having my coffee
reply by teacherwoman on July 8, 2013 8:36 AM ()
In case there is a lawyer reading this
comment by greatmartin on July 8, 2013 6:39 AM ()
reply by teacherwoman on July 8, 2013 6:40 AM ()
comment by jondude on July 8, 2013 6:08 AM ()
reply by teacherwoman on July 8, 2013 6:40 AM ()

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