I bought a set of king sized--winter themed--sheets on sale at Walmart. These sheets have a pine cone pattern, and they feel like flannel. Thread count wasn't mentioned--nope these sheets are made of 100% polyester.
Friend Raine was here and helped me put them on. Well what do you know--they were too big. Raine says they are California king, which the label didn't mention.
As we put these sheets on Raine mentioned her favorite bed sheets she had once--satin sheets. Oh what a laugh that was. I told her about buying a set of ruby red satin sheets years ago. I was between husbands and out to impress.
Oh they looked so fine on the bed. To lie down on them was a luxuriant feeling. In fact, as soon as I had those satin sheets on, I lay down and took a nap. Then I turned over, and whoosh! I slid out of bed onto the floor. It was hard to maintain traction on those sheets!
After a while I gave them away, but kept the pillowcases--loved those.
The satin sheets period in my life reminds me of those days when men wore lime color polyester leisure suits--surely the ugliest things ever invented, and the guys were letting their hair grow long and had long shaggy sideburns, and open neck shirts and lots of gold chains that competed with chest hair for attention. (I can't believe I married one of those. OMG. Husband #2.)
Satin sheets, polyester leisure suits, trying pot-yep I'm old enough to have lived through that stage.
I was invited to a fellow nurses house one Saturday night and arrived to find lots of cars there, and when I knocked on the front door, the voices inside went silent. My nurse friend peeked out, saw it was me, and let me in, to a smoke filled house. I didn't know it was pot, I was a virgin as far as pot was concerned. But they made room for me on the sofa, and passed a joint along.
I was coughing and choking and everybody was yelling "Inhale and hold it!" Soon I mellowed out. Love the effects of pot, wish it was legal, and alcohol was illegal.
Anyway, the satin sheet discussion reminded me of those days.
As for the pine cone sheets, I hate the fact that they slip and slide around because they're too big, so they'll have to go. Next time I'll look for real sheets with thread count.
susil