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Newspaper Headlines

I found these amusing--and genuine--newspaper headlines in a little book. "After Dinner Speeches."
Reagan Wins on Budget, More Lies Ahead
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
New Study For Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Iraqui Head Seeks Arms
Safety Experts Say Kids On Buses Should Be Belted
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
(These are a few of them, more later. Susil)

posted on May 10, 2008 11:30 AM ()

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these are so very
comment by angiedw on May 11, 2008 4:47 AM ()
A few hyphens here and there might have helped. I don't get the one about dwarfs and the British Union. What am I missing?
comment by tealstar on May 11, 2008 4:33 AM ()
I love what misplaced modifiers can do to the meaning of a sentence. Great!
comment by redimpala on May 10, 2008 11:57 AM ()

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