I am so embarrassed I could just die. I asked a guy for his phone number today--he is always so friendly and nice when I see him, and today I asked "What's you cell phone number? Cause once in a while I'd like to hear a man's voice on the phone just to say Hi, how are you?"

He said the phone was so his mother could call him at work, and he had a couple of cousins who had his number too. But he obviously didn't want me to have it because he walked away. You're never too old to make a fool out of yourself, I thought, mentally kicking my own arse.

Gee, I don't want to molest him or stalk him or have a "boyfriend." All I'd like is to hear a man's voice on my phone once in a while. I checked out and left the store... why do I do such stupid things? Because I'm good at it.